The worker you can't deploy alone. Co-installed in 4 weeks.
Some workers are too complex to deploy from a template — sales close, multi-channel retention, board-grade reporting. The Sprint is the 4-week 1-on-1 engagement where Profitalize installs that one worker with you. You leave with one of the hardest functions of your business running on AI.
Built with the people writing the checks
I don't do stock photos.
These are receipts.
Every competitor's landing page has royalty-free logos and AI-written testimonials. These are real payments, real invoices, real work — from the operators Profitalize was forged with.
Signed partnership client. AI Acquisition — an eight-figure operator doing $70M/year in revenue — runs on the same systems baked into Profitalize. Partnership contract on file (Independent Contractor Agreement, The Growth Partner DMCC).
Jon + Profitalize is Dan’s private #1 email & growth expert referral — he sends his top clients to us all the time. Full-stack copy, sequence, and broadcast work across 100M Mafia, Elevator Studio, and The Money Mondays.
Multiple Skool shoutout partnerships, each wired $2,000 via ACH — documented in the envelope above.
Rebuilt Frank's email funnel in 9 days before a launch. The launch did 7 figures in 72 hours. Frank wired 4 more times after that.
Senior Profitalize operators with the receipts. — and that's just the public-facing ones.
What gets installed.
The buyer picks one worker from the catalog of "Sprint-eligible" workers below.
Sales-Close Worker
Proposal generation + scheduling + e-sign + objection handling. Goes from "lead converts" to "contract signed" without human review of every step.
Multi-Channel Retention Worker
Churn-risk scoring + win-back sequences + loyalty triggers across email, SMS, in-app. The retention layer your business has been meaning to build for two years.
Cross-Functional Reporting Worker
Board-grade reporting that pulls from CRM, ad platforms, finance, and support. Daily standup digest. Weekly board report. Quarterly performance summary.
Voice-Locked Content Worker
Long-form, repurposing, distribution at brand-voice fidelity. Trained on your voice across surfaces.
Outbound Multi-Channel Worker
Cold email + LinkedIn + SMS coordinated against ICP and intent signals. Throttled to your sender reputation. Personalized at scale.
What's included.
- 4 weeks, 1-on-1 with senior Profitalize operator (sometimes Jon)
- 2 build sessions per week (60-min working sessions)
- Async written reviews of every iteration
- Full integration into your existing AI OS subscription
- Custom Business Memory tuning for the worker's domain
- 30-day post-Sprint stabilization check-in
- AI OS Scale tier included for the Sprint duration (founding pricing locked)
Apply for the Sprint.
$7,500 · 4 weeks · 1-on-1 install · Founding Scale-tier seat included ($497/mo locked vs. $697/mo standard)
Application reviewed within 72 hours. If accepted, payment link sent. If declined, alternate engagement recommended (usually back to AI OS or up to Synthesis Engagement).